At last, the taser industry has given us what we've been screaming for - the combination Taser and MP3 player! Never again feel the embarrassment of trying to disable your opponent with an accidentally-grabbed iPod! Now you can listen to your favorite tunes and disrupt central nervous systems with only one gadget!
Of course, this begs the question...... What would be the MOST appropriate song to listen to while stunning someone into a jelly-like state?
For me, Shock to the System by Yes was the first song to jump to mind, followed very quickly by Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey. Or maybe......
- Big Electric Cat - Adrian Belew?
- Electric Avenue - Eddie Grant?
- Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment - The Ramones?
- Shock & Awe - CSNY
- Electric Guitar - Talking Heads?
- Have You Ever Been (To Electric Ladyland) - Jimi Hendrix?
What tune would YOU like to groove to while disarming your attacker?
4 comments:
1. Bubble Pop Electric - Gwen Stefani
2. You're The One That I Want - Grease soundtrack
3. Power On - Jeannie's sister (no, really!)
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Oldies-2943/70-songs-1.htm
You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
Mr.Edison's Electric Chair - Ronny Elliot
The Electric Version - The New Pornographers
Lightning Strikes - Lou Christie
I need me one of these!!
I Sing the Body Electric?
Are Friends Electric? - Gary Numan
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